(Source: merbearedie, via heyfunniest)
i cannot believe this happened on UK tv
it didn’t tho
it was a joke on Peter Kay
(Source: thatwassexual, via rosiemaepartlow)
if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
(Source: haave-you-met-ted, via heyfunniest)
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
MY [vagina] IS BLEEDING
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(Source: snorlaxlovesme, via heyfunniest)
New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven
Everyone I’d like you to meet my father.
this is accurate lol
(via z0mbieh00ker)
sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache
(Source: rejective, via heyfunniest)
Anonymous asked: Are you a guy or girl?
I AM NEITHER
OR BOTH
I FORGET SOMETIMES
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via asdfghkate)
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
(via asdfghkate)
(Source: katiewompus, via asdfghkate)
- Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
- God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3
